Smug Kookaburras

• 12 Dec

  

  Philip knows those kids will grow out of being Democrats. He was a Democrat too when he was young, y’see. Before he knew better. (by May Wong)

• 11 Dec

  

  The morning after a one-night-stand, Del (on the left) is wishing that she’d hurry up and leave so he can start texting his friends about her. (by Richard Taylor)

• 10 Dec

  

  Paloma spent two hours this morning making herself look like she ‘just got out of bed, but, you know, in like a deliberate way, like I meant it, you know?’. (by Dan Gordon)

• 9 Dec

  

  Edgar is trying to work out if ‘intensity’ or ‘drive’ should be the top skill listed on his resumé. (by MizaPhoto)

• 8 Dec

  

  When Peter saw himself in the mirror this morning, the first thing that popped into his head was “I’d do me”. He then wondered if that made him gay, then decided that he was comfortable enough in his sexuality that he didn’t care. (by elton BRUCE FOULDS)

• 7 Dec

  

  Bill just had a ‘carbon-footprint-off’ with his work friends. His was the largest. That means he won. (via Garry Knight)

• 6 Dec

  

  Keiran just realised that the ‘dumb waitress bitch’ at Waffle House gave him too much change from his $100 bill. (via Karl Stiler)

• 5 Dec

  

  Unlike you, Saura appreciates Sex and the City 2 ironically, which makes it okay. (via Stephen Barnett)

• 4 Dec

  

  Today, all of Alexander’s chakras are in line. He’s sorry that yours aren’t, but he understands. (via dicktay2000)

• 3 Dec

  

  Tom spent a good while today composing new entries for that old comedy blog he once wrote. He’s sure that it counts as “real work”. (via Just chaos)