Smug Kookaburras

• 21 Feb

  

  Rita remembers the extra five minutes she did on the treadmill this morning, and decides that, yes, she deserves that slice of cake. (via RaeA)

• 20 Feb

  

  Bob is so impressed with how he looks in this portrait shot that he’s wondering whether to hang a copy of it above his fireplace. He lives alone. (via petrichor)

• 19 Feb

  

  “The name’s Richards,” he said, “Liam Richards.” Liam genuinely thinks this opening line will, eventually, enable him to sleep with the girl sitting next to him on the plane. (via petrichor)

• 18 Feb

  

  Waiting to pick their children up from school, Melissa and Zara exchange insipid New Age parenting advice. Their offspring, Alex and Sam, are currently involved in a vicious fight behind the chemistry block. (via ajft)

• 17 Feb

  

  Damian just looked at himself in the mirror, and the word that came to his mind was “dignified”. (via Michael Dawes)

• 16 Feb

  

  Peter just used the word “obstreperous” in a spoken sentence, and is so pleased with himself. He wasn’t even trying! It just… popped into his head! (via brett.donald)

• 15 Feb

  

  Leah’s daughter just got a perfect score on her maths exam. The private tutor was totally worth it. (via Kinho Pizzato)

• 14 Feb

  

  Celine knows that you know that she’s better than you. (via Vanessa Pike-Russell)

• 13 Feb

  

  Sanjay totally got away with vomiting on the bathroom floor at the party last night. His latest Twitter update was “I AM THE OJ SIMPSON OF PUKE”. (via Kate’s Photo Diary)

• 12 Feb

  

  Mark, thinking he is well hidden, absolutely thinks that - if he were transported to a different time and place - he would be an excellent ninja. (via Pip_Wilson)