Kookaburras: the most self-satisfied of all birds.
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Rita remembers the extra five minutes she did on the treadmill this morning, and decides that, yes, she deserves that slice of cake. (via RaeA)
Bob is so impressed with how he looks in this portrait shot that he’s wondering whether to hang a copy of it above his fireplace. He lives alone. (via petrichor)
“The name’s Richards,” he said, “Liam Richards.” Liam genuinely thinks this opening line will, eventually, enable him to sleep with the girl sitting next to him on the plane. (via petrichor)
Waiting to pick their children up from school, Melissa and Zara exchange insipid New Age parenting advice. Their offspring, Alex and Sam, are currently involved in a vicious fight behind the chemistry block. (via ajft)
Damian just looked at himself in the mirror, and the word that came to his mind was “dignified”. (via Michael Dawes)
Peter just used the word “obstreperous” in a spoken sentence, and is so pleased with himself. He wasn’t even trying! It just… popped into his head! (via brett.donald)
Leah’s daughter just got a perfect score on her maths exam. The private tutor was totally worth it. (via Kinho Pizzato)
Celine knows that you know that she’s better than you. (via Vanessa Pike-Russell)
Sanjay totally got away with vomiting on the bathroom floor at the party last night. His latest Twitter update was “I AM THE OJ SIMPSON OF PUKE”. (via Kate’s Photo Diary)
Mark, thinking he is well hidden, absolutely thinks that - if he were transported to a different time and place - he would be an excellent ninja. (via Pip_Wilson)