Smug Kookaburras

• 26 Dec

  

  Patric gave the middle finger to, like, ten different security cameras today. (by Giorgio Quattrone)

• 25 Dec

  

  Ann knows her daughter was lying when she said she needed money for the rent, but it doesn’t matter; she’s proud to support her pride and joy anyway. She knows you’d do the same for your child.(by Mike Lawrence)

• 24 Dec

  

  Marcie just convinced her mother to pay her rent for a few months because she was ‘having trouble in the difficult economy’. She’s so proud that she got away with it. (by Avia55)

• 23 Dec

  

  “American Idol?” asks Jon, looking up from his phone in the middle of an in-depth, enthusiastic discussion of American Idol between his friends. “I never watch that crap.” (by Mike Lawrence)

• 22 Dec

  

  Maria’s aura is positively glowing today. Or glowing positively. She’s not sure which, but she does know that you can sense it subconsciously. (by Richard Taylor)

• 21 Dec

  

  Ian’s insipid message about climate change just got retweeted by a celebrity. He’s sure that fame and fortune will soon follow. (by Eric Kilby)

• 20 Dec

  

  Four different girls in four different nights. Lucas is thinking about writing to a lads’ magazine to see if they’ll jokingly name him Man of the Year. (by Robyn Jay)

• 19 Dec

  

  Ashley knows your religion is wrong, but is being the bigger person by not mentioning it to you. (by lostandcold)

• 18 Dec

  

  Three separate times yesterday, Tammy used the phrase ‘that’s such a first-world problem’ to dismiss the casual conversation-opening complaints of her friends. (by jeaniephelan)

• 13 Dec

  

  Unlike all the tourists around her, Helen actually appreciates the local architecture for its aesthetic beauty. (by Phil)